WELCOME !

a screenshot from the facebook group "Miller High Life lovers." it is a picture of an older white man holding a miller-brand beer and a zoned-out white cat. the man is smiling and the caption reads "My two best freinds [sic] in the world."

my name is kes! the basics:
- i'm 19
- white michigander
- bisexual & arospec
- transmasculine
- perisex
- he/theygofundme, letterboxd, tumblr, twitter

before you follow!

i don't follow everybody back, i make sex jokes frequently, i talk about my personal life sometimes, i mostly talk about hockey & miscellaneous media, i talk about specific players & relationships a lot, i am always open to constructive criticism so let me know if i say/do anything wrong!

a picture of jerma from the first time he was on name your price. he wears a grey suit and a striped off-white undershirt. he also wears blue-toned sunglasses and he's standing in front of a rich orange curtain. he looks slightly down and gives a thumbs up

do not interact!

a picture of mason marchment (mush) being held by matt duchene, tyler seguin, and a dallas stars trainer. mush tips a cowboy hat to commemorate a win, and the other men hold up 5 fingers to represent mush's 5-point game.

fans of: lana del rey, harry styles, mcyt people, margot robbie, hailee steinfeld, johnny depp, patrick kane, taylor swift, spn cast, matty healy, neil gaiman, any/all zionist celebrities, the chicago blackhawks hockey team

basic criteria (no zionists, etc), are on edtwt, think lesbians can like men, are 36+, disrespect neopronouns, are a proshipper

a picture of jason robertson. he wears a black shirt with the dallas stars logo & the text "still standing" in purple. he also wears a beige cowboy hat with the stars logo. he reaches up to the brim & looks off camera.

my interests!

people: mitski, hozier, ethel cain, jerma985

players: stars finns, ty dellandrea, evgeni malkin, wyatt johnston, matt duchene, sidney crosby, thomas harley, quinn hughes

a picture of a young sidney crosby in his black penguins jersey. he's wearing a blue baseball cap, holding a hello kitty flip phone up to his ear, and smiling widely. his face is red.
a picture of evgeni malkin and sidney crosby on the ice for practice. geno is leaning on sid and opening his mouth to say something while sid smiles.

shows, movies, & games: house md, yellowjackets, top gun, iwtv, black sails, oppenheimer

teams: detroit red wings, dallas stars, san jose sharks, pittsburgh penguins, vancouver canucks, FUCK THE AVS & BLACKHAWKS!!